Article Update

Author: Nathan Whipple

Good evening.

A few things have happened since June 5th. Tellurius has finally rebooted and I have looked over a few of Michelle Anders’ recipes. Unfortunately, we have not located her yet. I am worried for her safety and others, and after reviewing these documents, I am confident she is not well. Thomas has been released from the hospital and is doing well. He will be sending in articles in the future. Gary and I are in a contract dispute and Mrs. Harris told me she found out some “really shitty things” she needs to “get her mind right on”. I assume this is a tentative “yes” on returning to work.

Tellurius rebooted finally, however he seems to be a bit jumbled up. He thinks it is due to his extended shutdown. I think he’ll be okay. At least ill get notified when articles aren’t getting uploaded. He tells me he does not have coherent information about the events and moments preceding his unexpected shutdown, but will attempt to recover that information to the best of his ability.

July 27th revision: It looks like his bioTECH 2030 was fried, so he’s getting a new one. Our interim Editor will be my good friend Mr. Haywood Jablowme.

Mrs. Anders has created a handful of recipes with corresponding notes. I will be sure to prepare them as faithful to the source material as I can. There are a few instances where the writing is barely legible, and others where it’s indecipherable gibberish. I will try to produce them as they were written.

I have been receiving transmissions nearly every night, now, out of The Felicity from Meghan and, well, it’s taking up all my extra time to run these through the algorithmic decryption system.

September 17, 2020

Hey, guys. Haywood, here. So, nate got banished to the shadow realm yesterday while having, I guess, a heated discussion with bugman craterbrains. He should have known better, lol!

Well, i’m sitting in their empty deserted office typing this, with that goofy robot beeping in the corner. He doent’t seem responsive and my guy’s desk is a mess. There are these psychotic notes everywhere about what looks like blood maggot recipes.

I’m going to go ahead and sort all this out straight away.

I have no idea where anyone else is… this place looks like it was ransacked.

-Haywood