Yellowstone? More like Blown-to-Peices-stone.
Author: Colby Rutherford
The Yellowstone caldera, a looming geological entity, is often overlooked amidst our daily concerns. Yet, what if we took a moment to consider the potential catastrophic consequences of its eruption at a point in our lives when we are most content?
Picture a day where you wake up, and the sky has been swallowed by darkness, and oddly enough, it's heralded as the best day of your life—a moment of unparalleled bliss. However, amidst this elation, your closest friend transforms into a grotesque, mutated creature, brimming with malevolence and unbridled hatred. This is the day Yellowstone begins its apocalyptic eruption, and your joy is juxtaposed with the horror of the impending cataclysm.
On that fateful day, as the caldera ominously rises, perhaps a few hundred feet, your friend, in his twisted state, will eerily echo your thoughts. He will question the semblance of his humanity, mirroring the impending disaster that blurs the line between man and chaos.
Meanwhile, the mainstream media, akin to vultures circling their prey, will exploit this impending disaster for maximum sensationalism and ad revenue, their focus solely on the impending disaster rather than addressing the human tragedy that looms ahead.
And as the Yellowstone Caldera reaches its catastrophic climax, the Earth's crust will rupture, splitting plates and mantle, sinking beneath the ocean's relentless rise. The continents, succumbing to the pressure of expanding water, will collapse and be submerged, ushering in a cataclysmic deluge.
In the midst of this chaos, a peculiar narrative unfolds—a tale of clandestine warfare waged underground between the enigmatic Earth crab people and their oceanic counterparts, the sea crab people. An absurdity borne from paranoia, but no more improbable than the chaotic reality we face.
The whimsical notion of a war between crab people sounds preposterous, but it serves as a cautionary allegory for our susceptibility to sensationalism and fear-driven narratives. In this tale, world governments are mere pawns in a larger cosmic battle between these crab factions, illustrating the extent to which our anxieties can be manipulated.
In the end, as the seas swallow the earth, we arrive at the culmination of a supposed six-thousand-year plan orchestrated by the crab people of the seven seas, a plan imagined by our ancestors who envisioned a world submerged and dominated by these bizarre beings. An unsettling notion, fueled by irrational fears and perpetuated by an overactive imagination.
The narrative, though captivating in its eccentricity, prompts a critical realization: we must be vigilant consumers of information. Let us be discerning and skeptical, never succumbing to the paranoia that may drive us into the arms of baseless narratives. For it is those who advocate for the crab people that can lead us down the treacherous path of unfounded fear, away from truth and reason. Let us choose the path of rationality, founded on critical thinking, to guide us through the tumultuous seas of sensationalism and uncertainty.