In this time of chaos and economic turmoil in America, we need REAL solutions. Our team has developed literally the best platform, and deviations from this are cringed and bluepilled. I have a multifaceted plan to renew America from the ground up, taking into consideration the needs AND WANTS of our beautiful US Citizens, no matter to their past. Our Platform is FUTURE focused. Please open your mind and accept reality. The closed minded thinking of the past has brought nothing but misery upon these United States of America. It is our glorious effort, and… my personal struggle, to see America the shining light, a beacon, that guides the world to prosperity.
Futuristic UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME
The looming long-nosed elephant in the room is the impending doom of simplistic, repetitive jobs that an unthinking, unfeeling robot will inevitably do faster, and more precise than the human that is qualified for it. This future is just on the horizon. Our FUTURE focused platform takes this head on with “Universal Basic Income”, but with a twist.
You see, UBI is not a new concept, but FUBI is. FUBI starts with an incredible, life sustaining $1500 dollar stipend per month. This is right out of the gate. No human should be subjected to the brutality of existence in a neo-technocratic wasteland brought upon us by our AI Manufacturing and Service Industry robot overlords reaping unlimited money while we hunger for basic necessities, such has Surge soft drinks and Chicken Tenders. I’m bringing back SURGE, by the way.
The world will be more plentiful than you can imagine, but our robot overlords will rub it in our faces when we can’t even by a bag of Tyson chicken parts, made with real(tm) chicken, because the only jobs that exist are either Robot Mechanic and Trust Fund Recipient.
FUBI adds the freedom of PEPBUX with the calming security of hellish Android Bots giving you preventative medical services at numerous clinics nationwide.* If you are an American, you DESERVE these comforts.
National incel crisis
My wonderful and beautiful American men have a crisis rising among them. It is one that must be looked upon with importance and compassion. For far too long, men, young and old, have been subjected to the brutality of the [current year] romantic relationship market. Coochie prices have been on an unsustainable rise for the last 30 years, only accelerating. It has been leaving many of our fine young boys starving and miserable. Coochie deprived, they turn to such depravities as Lewd Anime and Cheechweed to stave off the pain. Their grim future is pointed directly at the final twisted solution…
We. Must. Change. This.
The power is in our hands, if only we had the will… and a man ready to make the hard but critical decision.
Under our administration, the Incel Crisis will be averted by day one EO of Government mandated QT-PIE GFs. Stabilization of the Coochie market, run rampant by unchecked market action, is of great importance. This common sense action will subside the imminent widespread threat of Incels as I push for comprehensive Coochie reform to be passed by Congress. As a fellow American, and a decent man… I will no longer sit idly by as my American Brothers suffer in silence, their impotent rage boiling up into a catastrophic eruption of long overdue ‘Justice’.
Look, the education system is failing us. This is no secret. Inner-city schools are not producing the highly educated futuristic space explorers that our Nation was promised and desperately needs. There is unlimited potential for space exploration and raw material that our future focused society needs to tap. And, our schools as they are now ain’t it, Chief.
Heath care is a complete disaster that only serves to pad the pockets of BigPharma and Insurance companies. We need a comprehensive overhaul that puts Americans first, not elite big business stock funds. Our healthcare system is designed to keep Americans sick and on drugs while robbing their bank accounts. Cancer and HIV cures have been held under strict secrecy while some of our best people are dying. Anything for profit.
Our integrated system will not leave people out in the cold. Americans deserve to live healthy and fulfilling lives, so they can live out their dreams. Sick and abused? This will be a thing of the past.
My administration will streamline this entire process by putting it under one new umbrella, The new and improved Department of Health. With the coordination of payment processors and local clinics, filled with honest, hardworking Americans, the DoH assures your care when you need it, not when stockholders say you need it.
We are a nation of Immigrants. My administration will not turn its back on that beautiful precept. There will always be a hand stretched forward to the cold and huddled masses.
There is a place for you here. There is no humanity in forcing people to stay out. My Roadmap to Citizenship will stop people from risking their lives to “sneak in” to a world of freedom and opportunity. No more hiding in the shadows of oppression. Upon completion of the Citizenship journey, a Citizen you shall be!
It is a citizen’s duty to serve and privilege to be served. We will extend our might and generosity to those who have been wronged and persist in the chains of the past, and release them so they may live the future they should have had.
America values it’s great allies.